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Forum: The Lounge 01/11/2008, 07:12 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,037
Posted By wizardgus®
Well, some of us become self-employed to chase a...

Well, some of us become self-employed to chase a dream...
...some of us because it was the only way we could hold a job. :(
Forum: The Lounge 01/11/2008, 06:52 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,037
Posted By wizardgus®
How many Jobs have you been threw?

Maybe it's just me? But how many jobs have you been physically thrown off the premises? And how soon?
Forum: The Lounge 01/10/2008, 01:08 PM
Replies: 64
Views: 9,688
Posted By wizardgus®
excel :(

excel :(
Forum: The Lounge 01/10/2008, 12:30 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 6,463
Posted By wizardgus®
According to the dictionary, “i.e.” means “that...

According to the dictionary, “i.e.” means “that is to say” while “e.g.” means “for example”. So the difference would be as such:

“There are many ways to lose a race (i.e. there are a lot of...
Forum: The Lounge 01/09/2008, 09:20 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 679
Posted By wizardgus®
Dude, you have only two choices in dealings with...

Dude, you have only two choices in dealings with a wife,
1. You can be right
2. You can be happy

That's about it, you only get to choose one.

HTH
Forum: The Lounge 01/09/2008, 09:04 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 897
Posted By wizardgus®
:( just 21 here. Oh, and Carrie, just an...

:( just 21 here.

Oh, and Carrie, just an English muffin with marmalade for me this morning. Thanks a bunch sweatpea. :)
Forum: The Lounge 01/09/2008, 07:36 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,889
Posted By wizardgus®
I look at it this way, I used to worry that I'd...

I look at it this way, I used to worry that I'd die young....one less thing to worry about. :thumbsup:
Forum: The Lounge 01/08/2008, 02:13 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,702
Posted By wizardgus®
Pfft, making fast money is easy. I want to make...

Pfft, making fast money is easy. I want to make some slow money. You know, some that will stick around a bit. Maybe sit on the porch with me, have a couple beers and shoot the bull before taking off...
Forum: The Lounge 01/08/2008, 11:21 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 874
Posted By wizardgus®
To answer OP's question, I did go hunting with a...

To answer OP's question, I did go hunting with a bow and error once. Decided I liked the way a rifle gets the job done better.

FWIW

Oh, and Dino, beauty is only a light switch away.

HTH
Forum: The Lounge 01/08/2008, 08:22 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 617
Posted By wizardgus®
I think I would have cut that part of the bed off...

I think I would have cut that part of the bed off and let him carry it around until it fell off on its own.
Forum: The Lounge 01/08/2008, 08:19 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,269
Posted By wizardgus®
Sorry man! It was just laying there begging, I...

Sorry man! It was just laying there begging, I had too.

It's a disability...

Hey! Why am I being treated dffrently?

:lol:

OK, OK, I'm trying to avoid going to work. :(
Forum: The Lounge 01/08/2008, 07:49 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,269
Posted By wizardgus®
Ahhhh, the dawn of understanding! So you're...

Ahhhh, the dawn of understanding!

So you're getting a shot in the butt and they found an abcessed tooth....that would explain why you're always talking out of your...

Well, anyway I see now.
...
Forum: The Lounge 01/07/2008, 11:27 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,843
Posted By wizardgus®
So what did they say it tasted like the first...

So what did they say it tasted like the first time they ate chicken?
Forum: The Lounge 01/07/2008, 02:08 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 478
Posted By wizardgus®
So the woman takes her 6 YO son to the zoo. As...

So the woman takes her 6 YO son to the zoo. As they get to the one exhibit he blurts out, "Look Mom, it's a fricken elephant!"

She looks at him startled and says, "What did you say?!"

He...
Forum: The Lounge 01/07/2008, 09:04 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 555
Posted By wizardgus®
Sure! No need for a shovel though, I'll bring my...

Sure! No need for a shovel though, I'll bring my big Dear Johnny and we'll be done in time for cookies and coffee! :D
Forum: The Lounge 01/07/2008, 08:36 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 555
Posted By wizardgus®
What did you do with the rest of the body? ...

What did you do with the rest of the body?

BTW amok:
Main Entry: 1amok
Pronunciation: \ə-ˈmək, -ˈmäk\
Variant(s): or amuck \ə-ˈmək\
Function: noun
Etymology: Malay amok
Date: 1665
:...
Forum: The Lounge 01/06/2008, 02:29 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,707
Posted By wizardgus®
For sure VR, Maui No Ka Oi!

For sure VR, Maui No Ka Oi!
Forum: The Lounge 01/06/2008, 09:42 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,269
Posted By wizardgus®
Great moments in music! :thumbsup: :lol:

Great moments in music! :thumbsup:

:lol:
Forum: The Lounge 01/06/2008, 07:48 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,707
Posted By wizardgus®
Did you notice all the rich old guys (you know...

Did you notice all the rich old guys (you know the ones with a huge gut and heavy gold chains) there are in Hawaii that are nice enough to bring their young bikini clad nieces with them? I think that...
Forum: The Lounge 01/06/2008, 07:37 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,269
Posted By wizardgus®
If they wanted to make must see TV.... UFC...

If they wanted to make must see TV....

UFC match, David Hasselhof vs. Brian Boitano!

Get it on!
Forum: The Lounge 01/05/2008, 02:48 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 884
Posted By wizardgus®
Now Debi, you know what they say; "When life...

Now Debi, you know what they say; "When life gives you lemons...find someone life gave vodka and have a party."

Now it just so happens that life has given me vodka. Let's have us a lounge party!
...
Forum: The Lounge 01/04/2008, 12:00 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 721
Posted By wizardgus®
You've obviously never been to Montana or Canada....

You've obviously never been to Montana or Canada.

:lol:

:rollface:

I'm almost as funny as BrianD.

:D
Forum: The Lounge 01/04/2008, 11:59 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 721
Posted By wizardgus®
Wait for it....

Wait for it....
Forum: The Lounge 01/04/2008, 11:24 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 721
Posted By wizardgus®
If a plane crashed right on the border of Montana...

If a plane crashed right on the border of Montana and Canada, where would they bury the survivors?
Forum: The Lounge 01/04/2008, 09:57 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 531
Posted By wizardgus®
You must be a young feller. You'll learn that...

You must be a young feller. You'll learn that you're suppose to ask "How high" on the way up.

HTH
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