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Old 12/28/2007, 04:26 PM
craftytony craftytony is offline
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OT: Santa gave me madam frodo for christmas...

Some of you got flat panel TV's, some of you got fancy aquarium geek products, some of you got video games or video game systems.

I on the other hand received the granddaddy of all gifts...

I present to you...

The madam table

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Old 12/28/2007, 04:46 PM
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hahaha

I'm glad you all take so much pleasure in poking fun at madam -

Your table kinda reminds me of the baby pic in my avatar.
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Old 12/28/2007, 04:58 PM
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I could be wrong, but I think he is looking for a twinkie under the chair. I wonder if he'll ever find it?

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Old 12/28/2007, 05:08 PM
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My back hurts....
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Old 12/28/2007, 05:51 PM
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That's just not right...
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Old 12/28/2007, 05:53 PM
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you want one too puffy?

they are HALF off.....get it.....HALF OFF!!!!

i kill me
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Old 12/28/2007, 05:58 PM
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I think the butt should be facing the room.
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Old 12/28/2007, 06:10 PM
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Adam, did you find the twinkie? I love the table. Where can I get me one of those?
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Old 12/28/2007, 06:34 PM
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Adam, did you find the twinkie? I love the table. Where can I get me one of those?
Look at me, I bought stock in Hostes.

I can get you a table but it's gonna cost ya!
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Old 12/29/2007, 12:19 AM
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it looks like he has gas
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Old 12/29/2007, 12:47 AM
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it looks like he has gas
that's a given
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Old 12/29/2007, 12:57 AM
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gas under glass
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Old 12/30/2007, 01:04 PM
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ROFFLES... that's effin hilarious, tony...
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Old 12/30/2007, 01:38 PM
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HAHA, very cool!
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Old 12/30/2007, 03:42 PM
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I think the butt should be facing the room.
That would be a good way to keep anyone out of that room.
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Old 12/30/2007, 04:56 PM
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I searched out the table. Duplicates are available from Skymall for $225.00. I told the wife I want one. She wasn't so sure it matched our decor.
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Old 12/31/2007, 10:49 AM
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We should do a group order???
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